When I was in college I had this humor column. I would write these crazy college humor articles that I composed in about an hour out of stuff that came flying out of my head with enough exaggerated metaphors to feed a small African country, assuming metaphors are edible. It was great. They were usually 1000 words or so, and these blog posts have to be 300-400, so that really limits me.
But I’ll try to retell the history of the 45% Cashadmin Campaign like I used to write humor columns in college. What I mean is this is a big exaggeration and shouldn’t be taken literally. But it’s how we felt.
So we were having our weekly meeting in the Cashadmin marketing department, and we were trying to think up one of those ingenious campaign ideas that would bring tears of joy to the eyes of our affiliates without bringing tears of anguish to our Cashadmin accountants. After hitting our heads against the wall and denting it, which is OK because we just covered it up with the dart board, we couldn’t think of anything and our heads hurt. We then thought that if we really wanted to think of anything insanely creative, we’d have to hit our heads a lot harder than that and we might get seriously injured and even worse – run out of dart boards to cover dents in the wall and management would notice and deduct the wall repair costs from our salaries.
So we just decided, in order to save ourselves from further injury and financial penalties, that we would redo the 45% campaign because everyone likes that. The bottom line is this: You’re getting 45% today (the 7th) and you’ll get it 4 more days this July. So take advantage! If anyone wants me to further embellish this story with fake facts, please let me know, but I have run out of room for this post. Enjoy your 45%!
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